Proposed Library Café Menu
The proposed library café, Puertas del Sur, aims to enrich the palate just as effectively as the library’s art collection feeds the eyes, the music collection feeds the ears, and the engineering collection feeds that really serious and organized part of the brain that most of us lack.
Menu Items:
Old Man and the Seafood Salad
Catcher in the Pastrami on Rye
A Million Little Pieces of Salad
For Whom the Bagel Tolls
A Clockwork Orange Juice
Heart of Dark Chocolate Cake
The Ox-Bowl of Soup Incident
As I lay Dying for Ice Cream
Things Fall Apart-French Dip Sandwich
Look Homeward, Angel Food Cake
Pride and Prune Juice
Robinson Croutons Salad
Like Water for Chocolate Milk
The Lord of the Fries
A Portrait of the Sandwich as a Young Spam
All Quiche on the Western Front
Frankenstein of Root Beer
The Joy Luck Club Sandwich
Marx Extra Crispy Fried Chicken Manifesto
The Origin of Life Cereal
Long Day’s Journey into Thin Crust Pizza
A BLT Named Desire
The Poetry of Robert Frosted Flakes
The Canter-Berry Smoothies
Sir Gowain and the Green Salad
Much Ado About Muffins
A Modest Proposal for Scones
Rhyme of the Ancient Cheese Platter
The Charge of the Light Dressing
Little Doritos
Women in Love with Cheesecake
Waiting for Good Omelets
The Roll Not Taken
A Day No Pigs Would Die Veggie Loaf
A Light Snack in the Attic
Go Tell It on the Mountain Dew
Tess of the Johnsonville Brats
Doctor Chimichanga
Big-Mac-Beth
War and Peas and Carrots
The Glass Meringue Pie
Bird by Bird Chicken Nuggets
Cold Mountain Spring Water
Nectar in a Sieve (served with a courtesy cup)
Hamlet and Eggs
Flatland Soufflé (Crêpes)
The Green Mile salad bar
To Grill a Mockingbird
A Separate Piece of Pie
Following an extensive study, the librarians have determined that many university courses can be supported online through the use of the library’s collections of e-books, electronic journals, and scholarly databases. Unfortunately, none of the library’s digital initiatives have resulted in a satisfactory electronic alternative to traditional analog food. As a result there will be no e-café option on the library website at this time. The library will collect patron feedback on the proposed menu through April 1, 2011.
If you are interested in a sampler of other offerings in the library that will be in place after April 1, please click here.